Paul Danke (@pauldanke, The Comedy Garage) and I watch the one where everyone is psyched for cut day, but Zack has to sneak around due to too many absences; also, Slater and Kelly get closer while Jessie and Graham make protesting a romantic activity.

Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher, Chelsea Lately, The Champs) and I watch the one where famous Hollywood actor Johnny Dakota comes to Bayside to shoot an anti-drug PSA with the gang, but it turns out he's a poser who totally gets high on the pot like a degenerate!

Ben Gleib (@bengleib, Chelsea Lately, Last Comic Standing) and I watch the one where Kristy Barnes shows up at Bayside and inspires everyone to protest on her behalf so she can be the first female member of the school's wrestling team, and Jessie thinks she is cheating with Slater even though she is dating Zack.

Erin Gibson (@gibblertron, Throwing Shade) and I watch the ones where the posse go to Palm Springs for Jessie's father's wedding (argh), the very wedding Jessie tries to wreck after she meets her father's much younger fiancé, whom Zack tries to bang. Also, Slater goes on some dates with a princess from Europeland.

Melissa Stetten (@melissastetten, xoJane, Vice) and I watch the one where the gang take their SATs and then eagerly compare scores, finding out that Zack got a 1502 while Jessie scored significantly lower; they then devise a plan to try to help her get into the prestigious Stansbury University.

Jimmy Pardo (@jimmypardo, Never Not Funny, Conan) returns, and we watch the one where Screech sleeps at the mall to secure the gang U2 tickets, but after he inevitably screws that up, they find $5,000 in a bag in the food court belonging to a couple of mobsters. And we also find out the president of the U2 Fan Club is an elderly black lady.

James Urbaniak (@jamesurbaniak, The Venture Bros., American Splendor) and I watch the one where the gang decide to hold a date auction to raise money for new cheerleading uniforms; Lisa changes up her whole steez to win over a snobby intellectual and Zack deigns to go out with a fat girl.

Dana Gould (@danajgould, I Know It's Wrong, Mob City, too much awesome stuff) and I watch the one that ties up all the loose ends of the Jessie's stepbrother saga, including a part where a group of teenagers reassemble an entire automobile. Oh, and apparently Jessie has a "mean right cross," giving Eric a full-on black eye.

Chris Fairbanks (@chrisfairbanks, TruTV's World's Dumbest...) and I watch the one where Jessie's new stepbrother moves to town from New York and pretty much blackmails everyone at Bayside within five minutes of meeting them, and his schemes put Lisa in the doomed driver's seat of Mr. Belding's new car.

Justin Warfield (@justinwarfield, She Wants Revenge, AN EXTRA ON SEVERAL EPISODES OF SBTB) and I watch the one where oil is discovered at Bayside, and at first everyone is psyched because they think the money will somehow go to the school and not the oil companies, but once Zack has to bury Becky the duck, it gets really real.