Jon Wiener (@CrayonWayans, Hey Teens podcast), Eric Gosselin (@ErockGasoline, Hey Teens podcast) and I watch the one where the Malibu Sands Beach Club closes up shop for the summer, and to celebrate the end of their summer jobs, the gang construct a physics-defying sand castle and party at a farewell luau.

Andre Hyland (@JesseMiller69, The Jesse Miller Talk Show) and I watch the one where Mr. Carosi goes out of town for one night and puts Stacey in charge, forgetting he double-booked the club's one dining room, forcing the kids to work both a 50th-anniversary and a sweet-16 party simultaneously.

Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest, The Fogelnest Files) and I watch the one where Stacey Carosi's Ivy League frat guy boyfriend appears at Malibu Sands, shocking Zack and everyone else. Then Craig cheats on the charity ATV race, and Stacy finally sends him packin'.

Emily Heller (@mremilyheller, Conan, Surviving Jack) and I watch the one where the Malibu Sands Beach Club has July 4th festivities, including a Miss Liberty beauty pageant, during which Zack must face the task of judging both his ex-girlfriend and current crush.

Jake Weisman (@weismanjake, Women Comedy, Bridgetown Festival) and I watch the one where Zack wants to buy Mr. Carosi's car for cheap, so he lies and says he and the gang can crush the volleyball championship against North Beach Beach Club.

Erin Mallory Long (@erinmallorylong, Cracked, Hello Giggles) and I watch the one where the posse are now working at Malibu Sands, and everyone scrambles to plan Zack's surprise birthday party while he's busy hating Stacey Carosi.

Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins, Comedy Bang Bang, Speakeasy, everything awesome) and I watch the one where the gang expect Zack to be entirely over his breakup with Kelly in roughly 72 hours, and set him up on several dates, all of which he takes to see the same movie.

Erin Gibson (@gibblertron, Throwing Shade, Funny or Die) and I watch the one where Kelly gets a job at the Max and dumps Zack for Jeff the college guy. Also, this ep includes the debut (I believe) performance of the Zack Attack!

Guy Branum (@guybranum, Totally Biased, Talk Show: The Game Show) and I watch the one where the gang join glee club in an attempt to win a trip to Hawaii, and the entire performance rests on the shoulders of Screech's girlfriend, Violet.

David Hornbuckle (@hornbizzle, Hornbuckle Records, my ex-husband) and I watch the one where Zack & Kelly and Slater & Jessie temporarily break up, and while Mr. Belding is also fighting with his wife, he hangs with the dudes to an uncomfortable degree.